Our new Night Editor.
When not squeezing out 23.7 posts a night per Denton’s new “I’ll put the dick in” dictum, he’s hanging out with targets of our ire. Celebrity Industry Complex(es): closer to home than you’d think. Gawker’s Big Nick: larger than you thought.
Oh, look! Gawker’s New Night Editor wears brightly-colored sunglasses, and shorts! He capers down the street with Anne Hathaway! Their blithe, yet knowing, grins - their softly radiant, unsullied complexion. Would my world were so idyllic… Maybe if I read Gawker at night!
