Self-Explanatory
“Even the highest ivory towers, where our leaders and celebrities live and work, have been infiltrated by the nation’s insanity. No one is safe. America, we’re doomed.” - Andrew Belonsky
This sounds like the poorly worded ‘conclusion paragraph’ of a theme paper written by a seventh grader (lacking a strong central idea!) I feel a more compelling close could have been lifted from freetermpapers.com or some such fuckery. But we’ve learned an important lesson - Watch out, leaders and celebrities… The nation’s insanity is comin’ to getcha! Thanks for the heads up, Andy!
Oy. Why.

“Even the highest ivory towers, where our leaders and celebrities live and work, have been infiltrated by the nation’s insanity. No one is safe. America, we’re doomed.” - Andrew Belonsky

This sounds like the poorly worded ‘conclusion paragraph’ of a theme paper written by a seventh grader (lacking a strong central idea!) I feel a more compelling close could have been lifted from freetermpapers.com or some such fuckery. But we’ve learned an important lesson - Watch out, leaders and celebrities… The nation’s insanity is comin’ to getcha! Thanks for the heads up, Andy!

Oy. Why.